The collective mood of every Hobbit fan come There and Back Again will be “DON’T YOU F***ING TOUCH ME”
Do not approach Hobbit fan at this time
Attempt to blanket them in Tolkienish paraphernalia
recovery will be slow
Allow hobbit fan to sob about their feelings. This will help with recovery.
INTO THE WEST IS BASICALLY THORIN SINGING TO BILBO AS HE LEAVES AT THE GREY HAVENS/PASSES AWAY AND NO ONE CAN CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE
Your sister is bread because of you.
she returned from the mountain golden brown
she said that YOU had baked her heart!
her skin turned to crust! her hair turned wheat!
Ovendelle’s in deep
Love is an open oven door.
Oh Anna, if only there were somebready who loafed you.
Do you want to build a dough man?
The Duke of Pretzelton.
Prince of the Flour Isles.
Let it toast
reindeer are breader than people
Can I say something grainy? Will you marrye me?
Can I say something even grainier?
My extensive knowledge of the Xmen movies won me the lotr extended editions in a bet.
the nerd is real.
"It’s a fantastically melancholy film. The relationship between Sherlock and Watson is treated beautifully; Sherlock effectively falls in love with him in the film, but it’s so desperately unspoken. There’s an amazing scene where, to get out of a situation where a Russian ballerina wants Sherlock to father her child, he claims Watson and he are gay. Watson is outraged and, when he calms down, speaks of the women all over the world who could attest to his sexuality. He says to Sherlock, "You do too, don’t you?" Holmes is silent, and Watson says, "Am I being presumptuous? There have been women, haven’t there?" Holmes says, "The answer is yes – you are being presumptuous." Sensational." - Mark Gatiss